Santa Sam Simmons solves YOUR Christmas problems

Andrew Mickel14 December 2012

Move over, Dear Deidre: we’re after problems for festive problems for Sam Simmons to solve...

EDIT: Sam solved all your problems. Here are your answers.

Do you know who you want to get on solving your Christmas issues? An Australian absurdist who has previously had a show called PROBLEMS, that’s who. And luckily, we’ve got just such a man - Santa Sam Simmons - on hand to answer your (almost certainly ridiculous) problems in the next few days.

~~(We were going to label him Uncle Sam throughout this process but apparently that’s already taken.)~~

~~By way of example, we need to find someone to water The Official SSP Poinsettia while no-one's here over Christmas, but we're scared of our neighbours. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?~~

~~What problems do YOU have for Christmas this year? Let us know on Twitter, Facebook or drop us an email and we’ll soon get them sorted...~~

If you’d like to get them addressed in person, you could always try asking Sam, who’s at the Soho Theatre until 5 January, FYI. Although he’s now doing a show called About The Weather, so perhaps he won’t. You can alternatively read our last interview with Sam to see how HE deals with his problems, if you like.

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