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We're not going to lie: this first story is potentially exciting...

• The TOWIE of its day, Birds of a Feather, could come back to TV after being successful on stage. Mirror

• Madonna is banned from Ab Fab for life, according to reports in the Daily Star (hmmmm). The List

• Latitude is very, very definitely going ahead despite the rain. Official advice: BRING WELLIES. Twitter

• London gig news 1: Eddie Murphy’s brother is doing a show at the O2 in October. London Is Funny

• London gig news 2: Rob Delaney sold out the Soho Theatre in one hour off the back of a single tweet. Chortle

• Two pranksters who offered George Osborne a GCSE maths textbook have landed a show on BBC Three. We're still waiting on the Dawson Bros Funtime commission, Auntie. PA

• Dave's One Night Stand is coming back with Milton Jones, Al Murray and more. Chortle

• Adam Buxton's Bug launched on Sky Atlantic with 64,000 viewers, half the slot's usual viewing figures. Broadcast